I Am Irrationally Irked at People Who State the Obvious

I like watches. I own a large one. Using logic, I can say that it is therefore not small. It could not even be deemed of average size. It is, without question, on the Yeti-esque side of time keeping devices.

I find it useful in situations when someone across a quiet room asks me for the time, I am about to get into a fight that involves throwing punches with wrists instead of fists, or when my wrist is farther than usual from my eyes.

But every time I want to wear it, I have to perform a cost benefit analysis in my head.

Because every time I wear it, this happens:

Comments like this are just unnecessary. If you are a stater-of-the-obvious, please, next time refrain. You like your hair brown, and I like my watches large. There's no need to bring it up all the time.

Add some sass to your class,

Jenna