TRY JUST ONE.
If you use the restrooms around grounds, you've probably seen a UVa Sustainability sponsored sticker telling you this as you get a paper towel to dry your hands. If you haven't seen this, then dude, wash your hands.
In general, I don't really take issue with this. I'm all for eco friendly shenanigans. But sometimes I can't just take one.
Take this evening for instance. And by evening, I mean 3:25 A.M.
I'm currently in the second circle of the Inferno with Boo. (The Inferno being Clemons, and the second circle being the second floor. Anyway.)
Boo sometimes has problems. With liquids. Staying inside containers. Inevitably, she will spill it either A) on herself, B) in her immediate vicinity, or C) all over my bed (different story). Tonight, she decided to embrace option B.
I'm used to this, so I thought it was hilarious. When I stopped laughing maniacally, I went to grab some paper towels to help clean up the spill. Didn't want it to turn into something like this:
I happened to walk into the restroom at the same time as another girl. She went straight to the mirror to fix her hair, and I went straight to grab paper towels. On about towel number four, I noticed she was looking over at me. Not just looking, glaring. Apparently taking more than one when your hands aren't even wet is somewhat frowned upon. I think that if I had had a decent amount of sleep in the past six days that I would have remained silent and let her judge me. But you know....I didn't. Instead I turned around and said,
"No, I'm not trying just one."
Then I left.
I regret nothing.
Add some sass to your class,
Jenna
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