If you have met me, I doubt you will ever meet someone more clumsy. Congratulations, if you enjoy watching others trip or be awkward, look no further. I'm pretty much the best you'll find. No big deal.
So here was the situation this morning:
It's raining. A lot. I may have forded a few streams on my way to class, and I can now better relate to the average salmon.
Also, it's probably good to note that my shoes do not have a lot of traction.
So there I was, rushing to Hebrew at 8:57, trying desperately to be on time, knowing that three minutes would probably not allow me to make that happen. But I'm a desperate optimist, what can I say.
I was rushing down the hall of Cabell, when SHAZAM. I slip. Into the guy walking right in front of me. He catches me. This is convenient. I am embarrassed. Especially since I was in the middle of lip syncing to Britney.
Guy: "Well hello there."
Me: "Well hello. Let's please pretend that didn't just happen."
Guy: "Um, absolutely not."
Me: "Rude."
This is where I sassily walk away.
Or attempt to, anyway.
I took one step, and almost face planted. Again.
Guy: "Your life is not real."
Me: "I tell myself that more often than you would think."
Add some sass to your class,
Jenna
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