After my last class this afternoon, I was enjoying my walk home. It was a lovely, brisk day, and I was trying to fully appreciate it. Naturally, my eyes wandered over my surroundings. But then they stopped wandering. Because, alas, they had alighted upon the guy I now have a date with Friday night. It happened like this:
Seriously, minus the fact that this is a commercial, I am not Indian, and neither of us collapsed in exhaustion, this is pretty darn accurate.
Okay.
Not really.
What happened was this:
I was walking. I happened to make eye contact with these two men who had just come from Baskin Robbins. I know this, because they were both eating ice cream. Rarely have I regretted eye contact more than I did at that moment.
Ever seen My Big Fat Greek Wedding? Remember this gem of a scene when her dad is trying to hook her up?
(Don't knock on the video quality. It was the best I could find.)
Yeah. Really. This describes my life in so many ways. But for the sake of this post, let's just relive this moment for a hot second:
That's what happened with the guys from Baskin Robbins. Both of them. At the same time.
No.
Just no.
Add some sass to your class,
Jenna
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