Women at UVa, this one's for you.
As I mentioned yesterday, the weather has been rather damp. Logically, the presence of precipitation leads to a large-scale change in wardrobe in the population of UVa.
I just don't understand why that change is the way it is.
It's cold and wet, so you would think about rain jackets. Check.
You would think umbrellas. Check
You're constantly passing through puddles or wading through small streams, so you think rain boots. Check.
But something is missing here.
That something is a pair of pants.
Because leggings, my dear friends, are not pants.
Yet for some reason, girls seem to be under the impression that some moisture in the air can transform one item of clothing into another.
If, whenever it started raining, I took to wearing a large, stretchy mitten as a shirt, you would judge me.
Same principle.
It's okay to wear jeans with rain boots, I promise. We don't live in the seventies. Your jeans are not excessively flared. They will fit inside the boot.
You have no excuse.
Add some sass to your class,
Jenna
THANK. YOU.
ReplyDeleteJust PUT some FREAKING PANTS ON!!
Also, you can DEFINITELY title this "RATIONALLY irked" Since you're completely justified.