I don't usually take issue with these winged creatures, but last night changed that.
I spent the night at my best friend's house. Around two in the morning, we decided to go to sleep. It was at this time that I became acquainted with the birds that live outside her window.
These birds are not nocturnal. (I know this, because I saw them when we left for our hike this morning.) Yet for some reason, they were awake between the hours of 1:30-5:00 in the morning. Squawking. Incessantly.
Roosters at least are annoying in a rational sense. They start making a ruckus around sunrise.
1:30-5:00 in the morning is not sunrise, just in case you were unsure.
In our sleepy stupor, we came up with a few possibilities as to what they could potentially be doing. Judging from the sound of the squawk, it could be any of the following.
1. Getting it on.
2. Spousal abuse.
3. Mad, crazy karaoke parties.
4. Nightmares about their failed attempts as solo vocal artists.
Let's just say I'm glad they don't live outside my window.
Add some sass to your class,
Jenna
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